Go ahead, try and do something nice for somebody, and this is what happens ...

Mmm, tying a damsel to a conveyor belt, slowly sliding her toward a gruesome demise, is what this Villain lives for! 

Of course, there is always some do-gooder just around the corner, waiting to race to her rescue, ...

There just isn't enough time in the day ...

... to keep up with all the damsels who need to be pursued, captured, bound, gagged, and imperiled by evil Villains (such as myself  :D )

*Sigh*

A Villain's work is never done, ...