Pro-Tip for Desperate Villains:

Too often, we see a fellow Evil Villain running blindly, with his recently abducted Damsel!

Remember, Damsel Disposal is a time-sensitive endeavor.  Mindlessly scrambling around with your Intended Victim is inefficient, wastes time and energy, ...

... and it just might result in the dreaded Last Second Rescue in the nick of time!

Fellow Villains ... don't let this happen to you!



Always plan your abduction and peril, well ahead of the Abduction.  


For instance, have your Getaway Car (or Van) ready, in advance.

Know exactly your preferred method of Damsel Imperilment, ahead of time.

See how easy it is to execute your Evil Scheme!

Remember ... Villaining is easy, if you keep these simple tips in mind!

The Romance of Midnight!