D.i.D. Entertainment

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We at TRU Industries, Inc., are proud to announce the launch of our new Film and Media Unit -- D.i.D. Productions!

D.i.D. Productions will specialize in updated Damsels in Distress dramatic entertainment. We have identified a severely under-represented niche market in the mature entertainment field, regarding comely damsels, dastardly villains, perilous situations, and the occasional stupid dashing hero. D.i.D. Productions will deliver time-tested thrills, chills, and excitement to discerning audiences, tired of the bland fare offered in today's modern entertainment.

Furthermore, we'd like to announce our first film production coup -- D.i.D has recently landed the White Owl! That's right, Queen City's own SuperStarHeroine has (more or less) consented to lend her services to one of our first original productions, entitled: "Operation: Snowbird!"

Filming has already begun on location in Queen City, Space City, and everywhere in between. Plot details will remain secret, but we expect that the feather-flying, beak-grinding, surprise (for her) ending will keep audiences buzzing, long after they've left the theater!

Other titles already in production include the recently-completed "Hazards of Housesitting" and its sequel, "The Training of Ellie", starring veteran DiD-er Ellie (Girl) S.; "The Secret of the Submarine," featuring everyone's favorite sea-faring snooper, Emma L.; and, "Training Jessica" (working title), introducing an exciting new personality to the world of DiD, Jessica Jeopardy!

The formation of D.i.D Productions promises a proud and exciting new chapter, in the history of DiD entertainment! Keep your eyes on this space, for further details, as developments warrant.




--- Press Release
D.i.D. Entertainment Company
Film and Media Subsidiary Unit of TRU Industries, Inc.
Released Sunday, May 17, 2009

Staff Memo Re: Queen City Superheroine

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Rumors have been circulating, lately, about a Very Important Heroine, who seems to have taken an interest in TRU Industries, Inc. Word on the street is that she will be flying in, soon, from Queen City, with an eye towards checking out our operations.

As CEO, I have taken it upon myself to look into the rumors of this Superheroine's arrival. I've managed to confirm enough elements of the story to raise the matter to a higher level of awareness amongst upper management.

The TRU Philosophy (please consult the employee's handbook, under "TRU Mission Statement") is that we look upon such developments as a "visit from Lady Opportunity": We must always be prepared to seize her, at a moment's notice.

Toward that end, I have appointed three of my most trusted officers -- "Snake" Pitt, Head of Security; "Spider" Webb, from the Acquisitions Department; and, "Leopardz" Lehr, chief of our Waste Management section -- to lead our SuperHeroine Welcoming Committee. These respected and highly-experienced officers are charged with keeping a visiting SuperHeroine occupied and entertained, until I can arrive to answer any final inquiries she may have about any of our special DiD projects.

TRU Industries employees are hereby advised to coordinate all World Domination Programs and Damsel Acquisition Projects with the SWC, until further notice.


(Memo to the staff of TRU Industries)

--- Tyrone Randolph Upp, CEO, TRU Industries