(in character)
Rumors have been circulating, lately, about a Very Important Heroine, who seems to have taken an interest in TRU Industries, Inc. Word on the street is that she will be flying in, soon, from Queen City, with an eye towards checking out our operations.
As CEO, I have taken it upon myself to look into the rumors of this Superheroine's arrival. I've managed to confirm enough elements of the story to raise the matter to a higher level of awareness amongst upper management.
The TRU Philosophy (please consult the employee's handbook, under "TRU Mission Statement") is that we look upon such developments as a "visit from Lady Opportunity": We must always be prepared to seize her, at a moment's notice.
Toward that end, I have appointed three of my most trusted officers -- "Snake" Pitt, Head of Security; "Spider" Webb, from the Acquisitions Department; and, "Leopardz" Lehr, chief of our Waste Management section -- to lead our SuperHeroine Welcoming Committee. These respected and highly-experienced officers are charged with keeping a visiting SuperHeroine occupied and entertained, until I can arrive to answer any final inquiries she may have about any of our special DiD projects.
TRU Industries employees are hereby advised to coordinate all World Domination Programs and Damsel Acquisition Projects with the SWC, until further notice.
(Memo to the staff of TRU Industries)
--- Tyrone Randolph Upp, CEO, TRU Industries
As CEO, I have taken it upon myself to look into the rumors of this Superheroine's arrival. I've managed to confirm enough elements of the story to raise the matter to a higher level of awareness amongst upper management.
The TRU Philosophy (please consult the employee's handbook, under "TRU Mission Statement") is that we look upon such developments as a "visit from Lady Opportunity": We must always be prepared to seize her, at a moment's notice.
Toward that end, I have appointed three of my most trusted officers -- "Snake" Pitt, Head of Security; "Spider" Webb, from the Acquisitions Department; and, "Leopardz" Lehr, chief of our Waste Management section -- to lead our SuperHeroine Welcoming Committee. These respected and highly-experienced officers are charged with keeping a visiting SuperHeroine occupied and entertained, until I can arrive to answer any final inquiries she may have about any of our special DiD projects.
TRU Industries employees are hereby advised to coordinate all World Domination Programs and Damsel Acquisition Projects with the SWC, until further notice.
(Memo to the staff of TRU Industries)
--- Tyrone Randolph Upp, CEO, TRU Industries
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