Curiosity and the Cat-Suit

(in character)

Memorandum -- Eyes Only
From: CMDP, South Atlantic Coastal HQ
To: CEO, TRU Industries
Re: CMDP Defense Initiatives

Earlier this week, a black-suited female investigator (who we shall refer to as "Ms. Peele") prowled the grounds of TRU Industries' Southern Atlantic Coastal Headquarters facilities. In regard to our secret Currency Manufacturing and Distribution Program (CMDP), Ms. Peele had acquired proprietary information regarding program details.

Fortunately, TRU Security personnel managed to 'acquire' Ms. Peele, before any sensitive information could be released.

Currently, Ms. Peele is held in custody at our SAC HQ, at the bottom of one of our *malfunctioning* sea-water filtration tanks. We project that the potential threat to our CMDP will be submerged, shortly.


(Confidential -- For Eyes Only)

(out of character)

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The above entry was used to launch another poll question from the late, (un)lamented Yahoo 360 feature menu.

Question: In the case of a Snoopy Investigator having been freshly captured by The Bad Guys, what would YOU do?

(a) IMPERIL Ms. Peele, and savor the pretty DiD's helpless struggles?; or,
(b) JOIN Ms. Peele, and savor the pretty DiD's struggles, as if they were your own?; or,
(c) RESCUE Ms. Peele ... after, first, pausing to savor the pretty DiD's helpless struggles; or,
(d) RESCUE Ms. Peele ... just so you can turn around and tie her up, again, and savor etc., etc., etc.?

(Comment solicited, and appreciated, here.)