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From: Project Manager, S.H.I.F.T. Program
To: Tyrone Randolph Upp, CEO
CC: General Manager, TRU Industries Damsel Acquisition Project
RE: S.H.I.F.T. Program Pilot Project
Have found suitable location for company's Self-Help Insurance Funded Transformation (S.H.I.F.T.) Project, pilot program. To wit: Seedy, run-down warehouse by the docks. Fire-trap potential: Estimated at 100%, as of tonight. Transformation of this useless property into insurance funded liquid assets is expected to proceed apace, without further delay.
As predicted, we've encountered mild resistance from opponents of the S.H.I.F.T. Program. Recently discovered an industrial espionage agent, TRU Employee ID #8675-309 (pictured above), who was caught working against company interests by attempting to expose the S.H.I.F.T. Program to unauthorized law enforcement and insurance personnel.
Fortunately, said employee's efforts to halt or unnecessarily publicize the S.H.I.F.T. project have been thwarted. Pilot Project scheduled to proceed as soon as TRU Industries' Hi-Grade accelerant is properly distributed throughout the building.
Needless to say, we also anticipate that this will be said employee's last night on the job.
--- TRU Industries inter-office memo, regarding SHIFT Program, dated April 9, 2009
From: Project Manager, S.H.I.F.T. Program
To: Tyrone Randolph Upp, CEO
CC: General Manager, TRU Industries Damsel Acquisition Project
RE: S.H.I.F.T. Program Pilot Project
Have found suitable location for company's Self-Help Insurance Funded Transformation (S.H.I.F.T.) Project, pilot program. To wit: Seedy, run-down warehouse by the docks. Fire-trap potential: Estimated at 100%, as of tonight. Transformation of this useless property into insurance funded liquid assets is expected to proceed apace, without further delay.
As predicted, we've encountered mild resistance from opponents of the S.H.I.F.T. Program. Recently discovered an industrial espionage agent, TRU Employee ID #8675-309 (pictured above), who was caught working against company interests by attempting to expose the S.H.I.F.T. Program to unauthorized law enforcement and insurance personnel.
Fortunately, said employee's efforts to halt or unnecessarily publicize the S.H.I.F.T. project have been thwarted. Pilot Project scheduled to proceed as soon as TRU Industries' Hi-Grade accelerant is properly distributed throughout the building.
Needless to say, we also anticipate that this will be said employee's last night on the job.
--- TRU Industries inter-office memo, regarding SHIFT Program, dated April 9, 2009
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